Conversations with my Mother

Mom: So when I come to Toronto, will I stay at yours?
Me: Sure. I’ll email you a bunch of links of good hotels nearby so you can have a look! I'm happy to book any of them for you. But, yea, of course you are welcome to stay at mine, if you really want to.
Mom: You were welcome to stay in my uterus for nine months, and then my house for 21 years. But I understand, a weekend at your apartment might be a bit … much.
Me: Good, i'm glad we understand each other.