it's feeding time

There really aren't many words to lead into this post. The following conversation is literally what every conversation with my eldest brother is essentially like; Frustrating, pointless and painful. I present to you, BROTHER AARON.

(please note: all last names have been shortened to first letter only, to protect them from being search engine indexed and also so they are not known as an aaron max conquest - nobody should have to be that... NOBODY!!!!).


Aaron Max: btw, when can you fix me up on a date?

Lauren Belle: depends on who its with

Aaron Max: want me to scan ur facebook and give you my picks?

Lauren Belle: want? no. will you? yes.

Aaron Max: k i'll check your facebook. starting on a's.

Aaron Max: ALYSON M

Lauren Belle: think she has a boyfriend. keep going.

Aaron Max: ASHLEY G

Lauren Belle: taken in montreal

Aaron Max: CHRISTINA K

Lauren Belle: christina is a model and lives in mtl. next.

Aaron Max: lauren, keep all these on file.

Lauren Belle: you're fucking kidding me, right?

Aaron Max: DARLENE A, DEBBI S, HEIDI F

Lauren Belle: heidi is really cute. but she's very sweet, good girl.

Aaron Max: SO WHAT, SO AM I

Lauren Belle: lol

Aaron Max: DAYNA G

Lauren Belle: taken

Aaron Max: ELENI I

Lauren Belle: taken

Aaron Max: fuck. HEIDI F

Lauren Belle: she's really not ur type. trust me.

Aaron Max: opposites attract

Lauren Belle: not with you they don't.

Aaron Max: ok back to square one

Aaron Max: CARLY F

Lauren Belle: married to yoni f

Aaron Max: CARLEE S

Lauren Belle: that's dad's best friends young daughter.

Aaron Max: JESSICA H

Lauren Belle: montreal, married.

Aaron Max: JOANNA G

Lauren Belle: toronto, married.

Aaron Max: JESSICA W

Lauren Belle: engaged to dave g

Aaron Max: laur, im halfway through the alphabet already and nothing

Lauren Belle: lol what do u want me to tell u. not my fault theyre all taken

Aaron Max: JORDANNA K

Lauren Belle: montreal

Aaron Max: JULIE C

Lauren Belle: montreal

Aaron Max: JULIE K

Lauren Belle: was in toronto but just moved back to MTL

Aaron Max: JOANA K

Lauren Belle: moving to BC with her fiance

Aaron Max: KATIE M

Lauren Belle: BC.

Aaron Max: LAUREN B, LAUREN D.

Lauren Belle: taken, taken.

Aaron Max: LIZ P, MARION M, MANDY W, MELLISA W, MICHELLE V

Lauren Belle: lives with boyfriend, taken, engaged, married, montreal.

Aaron Max: PAULA G

Lauren Belle: BC

Aaron Max: REBECCA C, SAM B.

Lauren Belle: rebecca lives in LA, sam is a weirdo and i don't talk to her so i don't know

Aaron Max: is she cute?

Lauren Belle: UR AN IDIOT

Aaron Max: SAMANTHA G

Lauren Belle: nyc

Aaron Max: SARA T

Lauren Belle: likes a more tanned guy

Aaron Max: STACEY V, STEPHANIE S, SUZEE W.

Lauren Belle: taken. too young. too old.

Aaron Max: TALIA M

Lauren Belle: super young

Aaron Max: TANYA M

Lauren Belle: married, mtl

Aaron Max: so essentially you've got nothing. gone through your whole list.

Lauren Belle: its not like i keep a fucking list of people to set u up with u asshole.

Aaron Max: lol