I couldn't form a proper post out of this topic so instead I decided to keep it short and sweet. And with that, I bring you - UNFORTUNATE LAST NAMES...
John Boehner, Bruce Cockburn, Pete Postlethwaite.
The end [for us, not for them, or their children, or their children's children and so on].
On-Topic Side Note: I once knew a girl with the last name Biberkraut. She only had sisters and her father was an only child. Blessing in disguise.